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Even the religions are in it.
I saw a fucking nun doing some shopping at 6 this morning when my mother dragged me out of my slumber to join in the parade of reteards.
FUN....
This day sucks!!!
PIC SO RELATED
"Boredom is the first step on the road to relapse."
Posted by SorgensKammer Aug. 26, 2009 @ 6:40 PM EDTSo said Jason Mewes in Clerks II.
FUCK IM SO FUCKING BORED.
Today i began to write my next novel "Angels On High"
It is simply about a robot (Severance 777) on the run from another hunter robot (Zirael 666). With the help from a few other robots that happen to be on the run he eventually finds a place to call home. But thats just the first book. It will delve heavily into color archetypes and use heavy symbolism. But im having FUCKING WRITERS BLOCK. I cant think of a way to make this story actually make any fucking sense! FUCKKKK!!! Im musing while listening to music at this point and i will probally post the first chapter on here at some point. (Picture unrelated)
If 'Twilight' was about dragons (and contained more fisting)
Posted by SorgensKammer Jul. 30, 2009 @ 8:43 PM EDTFunniest article ive ever read on www.Cracked.com
Here are the Chapters just incase you dont want to read it.
Chapters:
Prologue: I'm Making Up My Own Rules About Dragons So Go To Hell
1. The Road to Colorado
2. The First Day of School
3. Meeting Theo
4. Theo Has a Secret!
5. He's a Dragon, Is the Secret
6. Inside Theo's Tower
7. Seeing An Angel
8. Getting All Up In That Angel
9. Young Hearts
10. Wise Beyond Her Age
11. No One is Too Young For Love
12. Dragon Years (Are Like Accelerated Human Years, So It's OK)
13. The Age-Related Laws When it Comes to Sex Are Completely Arbitrary, When You Think About It
14. What Does "Consent" Even Mean? Consent From Whom? The Law Is Not Clear
15. The Second Day of School
16. Thug Life
17. Trouble (In Paradise)
18. A Restless Passion
19. Fisting (In Paradise)
20. The Cullens - [Note: This is a chapter I lifted directly from Twilight. I'm cool with this if you are.]
21. The Chapter With the Fighting
22. Theo's Swollen, Throbbing Boathouse-
23. Epilogue: The Lessons Dragons Teach Us
Link Below
http://www.cracked.com/blog/my-book-pr oposal-for-the-next-bestselling-piece-
of-shit/
